for those concerned about the current status of drug-addled gasbag Rush Limbaugh’s life, this site will keep you up to date. because i am not a right-wing nut, i DO NOT suggest anyone use “second amendment solutions” on ol’ Rushbo (as teabagger Sharron Angle has called to be used against the US Congress). actually, i don’t even wish for his death. i just like jokes in poor taste. but eventually the heart attacks, or drugs, or nature will take its course, and this site will have you in the loop.Tumblr (3.0; @isrushlimbaughdeadyet)http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/17950211621http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/17950211621Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:21:28 -0500http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/8386202373http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/8386202373Tue, 02 Aug 2011 11:33:55 -0400<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704488404575441973332382904.html?mod=googlenews_wsj">limbaugh sells his apartment, as furnished </a>: <p>when i heard his apartment had been sold, i thought perhaps it was because he was dead. turns out he sold it himself (while still alive).</p>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009941436http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009941436Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400<object width="320" height="260"><param name="movie" value="http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/flash/player.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="config=http://mediamatters.org/embed/cfg2?id=201008020039" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allownetworking" value="all" /><embed src="http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/flash/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="config=http://mediamatters.org/embed/cfg2?id=201008020039" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="260"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>in a video portraying him as alive, Limbaugh has declared the oil spill “solved.” in other news, the oil spill is still unsolved.</p>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009923523http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009923523Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/05/2010-06-05_rush_limbaugh_to_wed_gal_pal_kathryn_rogers_today_in_lavish_palm_beach_ceremony_.html">Kathryn Rogers has married (an apparently living) Rush Limbaugh</a>: <p>so strongly does Limbaugh believe in the “sanctity of marriage” that he has entered into it for the fourth time.</p>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009889983http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009889983Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400<p>not yet.</p>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009992427http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009992427Sat, 15 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400<a href="http://www.page2live.com/2010/03/23/rush-limbaugh-to-costa-rica-fund-raiser-to-buy-him-a-first-class-plane-ticket-underway/">Rush Limbaugh to Costa Rica? Fund-raiser to buy his plane ticket is underway</a>: <p>limbaugh stated that if healthcare passed, he’d move out of the country. well, it has passed, so let’s get him out of here! of course he’s already back-peddled and tried to pull back his statement, but maybe he’ll man-up and ship out afterall.</p>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009985585http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009985585Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2547489/rush_limbaugh_hospitalized_released.html?cat=62">rush has been released from hospital</a>: <p>Limbaugh has been released from the Hawaii hospital he was previously admitted to after suffering from chest pains, leading me to believe that he is in fact not dead yet. He claims that it was not a heart attack, but a “spasm.”</p> <p>He also claimed to have receieved no special treatment, and that he doesn’t “think there’s one thing wrong with the American healthcare system.”</p> <p>(pssst, Rush: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/17/health/policy/17hawaii.html">Hawaii has that “socialist” healthcare you fear so much!</a>)</p>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009842614http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009842614Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2009/12/31/rush-limbaugh-hospitalized-chest-pains/">almost, but not quite. hospitalized but not dead.</a>http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009803664http://isrushlimbaughdeadyet.com/post/1009803664Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500