is rush limbaugh dead yet?: Archive

LINK: Philadelphia CBS Affiliate Will Stop Airing... →

Good news!

Apr 13th

Anonymous asked: how many Oxycontins would it take to kill Rush Limbaugh?

Mar 26th

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Anonymous asked: when can we (me) hope for you to die?

Mar 25th

nu-uh.

still living large.

Mar 23rd

Anonymous asked: is rush in trouble

Mar 21st

Rush Limbaugh should be fired, 53 percent say in... →

Most people don’t want to wait for him to die, they just want him gone now. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0312/73993.html

Mar 15th

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Anonymous asked: Okay, when the evil bastard croaks, here's a great joke: Q: What are the three best things about Rush Limbaugh? A: He's Dead! He's Dead! He's Dead!

Mar 13th

DefendRush.org →

Mar 9th

LINK: Rush Limbaugh show today on his flagship... →

The air on Rush’s show today was dead, but he’s still alive.

Mar 9th

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Advertisers are fleeing from Rush Limbaugh's... →

…but not because he’s dead. Rather, because he’s an offensive idiot. Limbaugh’s three-day tirade on Sandra Fluke and other “sluts” on birth control isn’t sitting well. Getting close to 50 advertisers have left Rush behind (46 as of today’s count, March 7, ‘12 @ 12:36 PM PT). For a complete, regularly-updated list, see...

Mar 7th

Mar 5th

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Anonymous asked: Is there anything I can do to (legally) speed his demise? When friends get sick, I send "get well soon" cards, with mixed results - some get well soon, others slowly, still others completely disregard my good medical advice, and get worse, or even die.

Mar 4th

Anonymous asked: Why won't he die already?

Mar 3rd

LINK: Package at Rush Limbaugh's Home Not Harmful,... →

after Breitbart died yesterday, there was a bomb scare at Limbaugh’s house. turns out it wasn’t a bomb at all, and Limbaugh is not dead yet. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/police-package-limbaughs-home-harmful-15830046

Mar 2nd

heard that a “powerful, conservative American voice” was found dead this morning, I thought for sure it was Rush. Turns out it was just Andrew Breitbart. http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=15824337

Mar 1st

still alive.

Feb 20th

nah.

Aug 2nd

limbaugh sells his apartment, as furnished →

when i heard his apartment had been sold, i thought perhaps it was because he was dead. turns out he sold it himself (while still alive).

Aug 23rd

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in a video portraying him as alive, Limbaugh has declared the oil spill “solved.” in other news, the oil spill is still unsolved.

Aug 4th

Kathryn Rogers has married (an apparently living)... →

so strongly does Limbaugh believe in the “sanctity of marriage” that he has entered into it for the fourth time.

Jun 5th

nope.

not yet.

May 15th

Rush Limbaugh to Costa Rica? Fund-raiser to buy... →

limbaugh stated that if healthcare passed, he’d move out of the country. well, it has passed, so let’s get him out of here! of course he’s already back-peddled and tried to pull back his statement, but maybe he’ll man-up and ship out afterall.

Mar 25th

rush has been released from hospital →

Limbaugh has been released from the Hawaii hospital he was previously admitted to after suffering from chest pains, leading me to believe that he is in fact not dead yet. He claims that it was not a heart attack, but a “spasm.” He also claimed to have receieved no special treatment, and that he doesn’t “think there’s one thing wrong with the American healthcare...

Jan 2nd

almost, but not quite. hospitalized but not dead. →

Dec 31st