February 2012
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still alive.
August 2011
1 post
nah.
limbaugh sells his apartment, as furnished →
when i heard his apartment had been sold, i thought perhaps it was because he was dead. turns out he sold it himself (while still alive).
in a video portraying him as alive, Limbaugh has declared the oil spill “solved.” in other news, the oil spill is still unsolved.
June 2010
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Kathryn Rogers has married (an apparently living)... →
so strongly does Limbaugh believe in the “sanctity of marriage” that he has entered into it for the fourth time.
May 2010
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nope.
not yet.
March 2010
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Rush Limbaugh to Costa Rica? Fund-raiser to buy... →
limbaugh stated that if healthcare passed, he’d move out of the country. well, it has passed, so let’s get him out of here! of course he’s already back-peddled and tried to pull back his statement, but maybe he’ll man-up and ship out afterall.
January 2010
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rush has been released from hospital →
Limbaugh has been released from the Hawaii hospital he was previously admitted to after suffering from chest pains, leading me to believe that he is in fact not dead yet. He claims that it was not a heart attack, but a “spasm.”
He also claimed to have receieved no special treatment, and that he doesn’t “think there’s one thing wrong with the American healthcare...
December 2009
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almost, but not quite. hospitalized but not dead. →