for those concerned about the current status of drug-addled gasbag Rush Limbaugh's life, this site will keep you up to date.
because i am not a right-wing nut, i DO NOT suggest anyone use "second amendment solutions" on ol' Rushbo (as teabagger Sharron Angle has called to be used against the US Congress). actually, i don't even wish for his death. i just like jokes in poor taste.
but eventually the heart attacks, or drugs, or nature will take its course, and this site will have you in the loop.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
when i heard his apartment had been sold, i thought perhaps it was because he was dead. turns out he sold it himself (while still alive).
in a video portraying him as alive, Limbaugh has declared the oil spill “solved.” in other news, the oil spill is still unsolved.
so strongly does Limbaugh believe in the “sanctity of marriage” that he has entered into it for the fourth time.
not yet.
limbaugh stated that if healthcare passed, he’d move out of the country. well, it has passed, so let’s get him out of here! of course he’s already back-peddled and tried to pull back his statement, but maybe he’ll man-up and ship out afterall.
Limbaugh has been released from the Hawaii hospital he was previously admitted to after suffering from chest pains, leading me to believe that he is in fact not dead yet. He claims that it was not a heart attack, but a “spasm.”
He also claimed to have receieved no special treatment, and that he doesn’t “think there’s one thing wrong with the American healthcare system.”
(pssst, Rush: Hawaii has that “socialist” healthcare you fear so much!)
